Ahoy.....I love the ghetto

this job is fuckin trippy. So Monday, Wednesday and Fridays are easy. Tuesdays and thursdays we see patients. So Monday my 1st day was a breeze. Now Tuesday was a different story. There counting me 4 people at this office. A husband and wife who are Jamaican also known as henny 1 and henny 2 . Then there's this lady from Belize. I am stuck with tropical people.

so anyhow Tuesday rolls around. Oh my god it was crazy. The doctor I used to work for was a hand and plastic surgeon in Beverly hills..Talk about a step down welcome to the ghetto.

this doctor ( who I will meet tomorrow) is a family practice doctor so he deals with everything. The highlight of my evening was this one lady. She said that when she called over the phone she was told if she brings a report of her pap smear that she just had from her old doctor can she just get her birth control. She's smokin crack cause shies a new patient she needs to be see by the doctor or physician assistant. So she get here and is raising a little hell. So I give her her paper work and tell her to sit down. We were so busy had a crap load of patients.

so every freakin 10 mins she's getting up asking if she needs to be seen and when cause she needs to go somewhere. So I ask henny 1 , and the physician assistant and the P.A. tells me to tell her in 2 hours...lol who's gonna hear it. Allie is, so I tell her umm its gonna be a while. So she's like fuck this let me talk to the office manager.

so I get henny 1 and she's like I was told blah blah blah. So henny 1 was like no u need to see the P.A. this chick says out loud u cant fuckin do a pap on me I have a yeast infection it itches and u cant do a pap on people when they have the cream in them.. henny 1 was like can u please lower your voice.. As loud as she can she's was like I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF THESE PEOPLE KNOW I HAVE A YEAST INFECTION AND MY SHIT ITCHES I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR GIMMIE MY PILLS SO I CAN ...U KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS AND FUCK U AND FUCK UR CLINIC GIMMIE MY SHIT AND IM OUT..

As my title god bless the ghetto... I feel so at home...LOL