Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Part 2 !!!!!

Dude I fuckin hate these people ... And I say this now because some of them are really fuckin nutts . This is part 2 of my post the one where I fill you in on all the weirdos I work with. And what an appropriate time to blog about the newest weirdo in the pack.



okay Tony just brought up a good point

** all names have been changed to protect myself in case one of them comes across my blog !!



**slimey slut

She has been scheduling pet scans for 5 years and she is in nursing school. Well schools out for summer and she's now back at work. Talking out of her ass and blaming everything on me and another girl who works there. Evil lil troll missing the stone on her belly. I'll blog about this one later...



**the only cool one

What can I say this girl kicks ass. We get along perfectly and so far she is the only one who has not in some way got on my nerves or driven me up the wall.


**well everyone will know who this is

my supervisor .. LOL he's cool and sometimes says things that will have u cracking up. A cool guy.


**food junkie

I have never met anyone who is so into food!! She seriously has some fat bitch moments. But don't get me wrong I love her to death. But everything is food this or god that food was good.. Or I ate this and it was soooo good. i.e.... She told me over the weekend she went to this carnival, now the first thing I think of is wow rides and games I wish I would of went. No she starts talking about the food. And here's another thing that had me dying with laughter. One of the doctors just got back from Greece ( he's so lucky !! ) and he put together this scrapbook and we were looking at it. it is full with beautiful pictures programs and so on. What's the first thing she points out . The pictures of the food.


**Ned Flanders

he's was a temp and he was running around with a Fanny pack telling everyone he was the new M.A. I kid you not he looked just like Ned Flanders and I knew there was something fishy about him from day one. He would say thing like me and my "partner" or " other half " and "life mate" that led me to believe he was gay. I am totally cool with that I have no problem with gay people. I love them to death my cousin is gay and I myself have been with a woman so who am I to judge. But things started getting freaky he would tell us his boyfriend was hung like a horse and that his ass was like a Greek god. And he gave a co worker a very raunchy business card. That was pretty much an I'm gay and willing to fuck here's my number call me type card. Something that you just should leave out of the work place. Not only that but he was fuckin lazy as hell and was always on the net or on the phone leaving me to do all the work. Thank god he's gone !!!




**Stripper girl !!!!!!

This girl claimed to have all her bills paid 3 month in advance . To own a house and have 3 very nice cars. And you claim to have all this and work as a temp? Turns out she was a real estate agent. But then we found out that she stripped at a few local clubs here in Austin. Not only that but this chick was a walking STD. After only knowing her for a day she tells me how into anal she is and a few other gross things.



** candy lady


her job is the most laid back. All this chick does is fill up candy bowls and talks to patients. Lucky her.


** brown pants girl

seriously this chick only wears brown pants. Maybe like the same 3 pairs I have yet to see her in anything else.


And then there's the doctors theres about 10 total. One of them I think is really hot he's tall cute and he has a pimp walk the only thing that kills it is his voice and the fact that I have someone already.

There's doctor motor mouth. Remember the micro machine commercials from the 80's? That guy that could speak a mile a minute? Dude this guy totally does that. He gives me a headache just hearing him ramble when he dictates. Funny thing is I caught him choke on his words once and I laughed so hard.

Another doctor sounds and sort of looks like the guy from the clear eyes commercials. The one with the slow voice who used to come out on the show Wonder years.

Then I think the other doctor is the guy from the butter commercials Country Cock. I'm going to record his voice and upload it so people can see I'm not crazy . I seriously think its him.


There's the young doctor who has massive hairy eyebrows. And another one who is the only female of the pact. And another one who is an ass and looks like a duck.

Then there's my favorite one. He is just a cute lil old thing. He wears Hawaiian shirts and cowboy boots. He's sweet and not afraid to say it like it is. He has even told us a dirty joke that had us cracking up.



And that's all I can think of at the moment. Those are the weirdos I work with. And thank god I'm done cause I have other things I would like to blog about. But this one took up a lot of my time. But these are the weird things I face everyday. I just hope none of them ever come across this.

3 comments:

texas math said...

"thing that kills it is his voice and the fact that I have someone already" gee thanks Allie.

And "Country Cock" what's on your mind?

Allie said...

you know i love you and im here arent i ??

texas math said...

lmao